Fred’s Adventures from Iceland – Part 2
In an earlier, brief posting I was speculating how my trip from Iceland would turn out. Well today was the day I would find out. I had called Icelandair on Friday and they said everything was a “go” but do you blame me for being skeptical.
I got up at 8 AM and thought “I should be packing.” But I’ve always been a last minute packer. So I lay in bed just thinking. It has been an incredible couple of weeks. I’ve had a great time. I had a terrible start to the trip. Well documented. The weather was just the pits for most of the time. Well documented. I got into several fights with my daughter. Not so well documented but then that’s private. Last night was just spectacular with all the fireworks going on. I can still hear the occasional “boom” here and there.
After all this thought, I finally got up and had my last shower in Iceland. Maybe not for the last time. I plan to be back. It was about the same as the first. An experience. Have overcome the hot and cold dilemma. Have overcome the showerhead demon.
I finally started packing about 11:30 AM. I was literally done by 12:10 PM. Kelly had checked the bus schedule online and there was a bus leaving at 1 PM. We were about 15 minutes away walking. Kelly made breakfast. The not-so-soft-boiled eggs that I had requested. They were like halfway between soft boiled and solid. They were perfect.
At about 12:40 PM we headed off for the bus terminal. I said my goodbyes to Yassu and Liu but Kelly didn’t want me to wake Remy. I gather he can be a French-Canadian bear at times. I think he’s a pussycat. All talk and no action.
It was overcast and dull. We got to the terminal and Kelly went to check when the next bus for the airport was running. They said 2 PM. Damned holiday schedules. We had another hour to kill. We went to the coffee shop and Kelly had a Swiss Mocca and I had a Viking beer. This could be my last beer in Iceland. No more suspense. It was.
About 1:30-1:45 PM there was a bus outside that had a small Kaflevik Airport sign in the window. We went over and sure enough that was the bus. I said my goodbyes to Kelly and got on. I feel a lot better knowing her circumstances and what she has to cope with and how well she can handle them. I’m really proud of Kelly. She’s doing everything right.
By now it’s raining and it’s dreary and miserable. About the same way I came in. God-forsaken country.
I get to the airport and get in this humongous line. I guess it speaks volumes when you’re the dominant player and your competition is a puppet of yours, Iceland Express. It has a couple of counters over to the side, out of the way. They finally split the line in two to speed up things. I get my turn and am checked in. No problems. I must be on their list. I’m supposed to check in at Gate 31. Fine.
Boarding was scheduled at 4:30 PM. At about 4:15 PM they started processing people through the gate. Wow. Early I thought. I’m still a novice. Little did we know that this was just an interim step. We were supposed to be going on a 757-200 airplane. I’m not totally sure but I think the 200 means a capacity of 200 passengers. Before we got funneled through the gate there may have been about 50 seats in the holding area for this jumble-sized jet.
Once we got processed we got to stay in this stairwell area designed for maybe 50 people and there were 200 of us. Finally they started loading us as I like to term it. A couple of families were led to the elevator and whisked off to God-knows where. At this rate I thought it would take a couple of days to get us boarded. But finally they gave the okay and there was a mad stampede up the stairs and escalator to get in line to board the plane.
It seemed to take forever to get seated. But finally we did and things got back to some normalcy. I think we took off about on time, about 5:20 PM. They announced that the flight would take 5 hours and 10 minutes. So we were supposed to be arriving around 5:30 PM Boston time with the 5 hour time change.
I tried to read, I tried to sleep, I tried to occupy my mind with drivel. God is 5 hours a frigging long time to kill. We finally land in Boston. They make us fill out these custom and immigration forms. We go through customs and everything goes fine.
However unlike the trip to Iceland where they checked the bags through so that you didn’t have to worry about them, this time they wanted you to retrieve your bags from the Icelandair flight, hall them over to the Transfer Desk about a couple hundred feet away and check them in there again to be put on your next flight. It seemed like they didn’t want to sort through the luggage themselves so they made us do it.
We then had to go through security check to get onto the Boston to Toronto flight. I have my backpack, I empty my pockets, I take off my coat and my shoes and go through the screening door. I pass, but the backpack doesn’t. The lady comes over and says, “There’s something in here that we don’t like. Do I have any shot glasses?” Of course I did, I had a couple and Kelly had given a couple others as gifts.
The lady brings the backpack to me and says she has to search it. There is something there they don’t like. She opens it up and takes out a couple of things. She then sends it through the screening device. It doesn’t pass. She takes a few more things out and redoes the process. Again they’re not happy. She comes by with this package that is all wrapped and says “I think this is it.” “I have to open it.” She says. She tries to do it gingerly at first but I said go ahead and rip it open. She does and she finds a shot glass. Inside is another package that she takes out and opens it. Low and behold, it’s a tiny lighter. “Yippee’ she cries. “We found it, we found it.” as she’s waving this poor little lighter around. I feel like 2 inches tall.
She says you have three options. “Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200” wasn’t one of them. You can leave it with us. That means they confiscate it. You can go back to the check-in counter and check the offending backpack or you can mail it to yourself. As far as I know it wasn’t very expensive but I didn’t just want to give up on it. As for the second option, I had less than half an hour before the plane was supposed to take off. It should have boarded by now. So I picked the third one.
To do this I had to go out of the security area, fill out these forms and drop the lighter into a receptacle. After all this I had to go through the screening line again. As I went through, the guy at the entrance looking at my passport and boarding pass as if it was ‘déjà vu’, and I say “yea, you’ve seen me before.” And he says “It’s just standard procedures, sir.”
I managed to eventually get through. I forgot to take off my shoes which set off a bunch of alarms. But finally I was through. Thanks Kell. I needed that experience?
I go to the waiting area for Gate B25 and then I think “This plane was supposed to board at 7:09 PM according to the boarding pass and now it’s 7:45 PM.” So I go up to the counter and ask, “When is this plane boarding?” “A few minutes, sir.” A couple of minutes later they announce that Flight 4547 is boarding for Toronto, Canada.
The plane is a frigging EMB, whatever that means. And although I’m booked with American Airlines, it’s an American Eagle plane again. Just like the one from Toronto to Boston a couple of weeks ago.
We take off, sort of on time. It’s a very light load. There are only 5 people in the first 20 seats. I don’t know how many are behind me. We manage to get to Toronto okay. I think the plane was skidding a bit when it was landing in Toronto but it did manage to come to a stop eventually. But we seemed to have landed in the middle of nowhere. They called it Gate A1c or something like that but when we got off we had to board this bus which took us over to Terminal 3.
Then we go through customs. On the plane I had filled out the custom declaration form and there was only one question that I had a little problem with. And that was the question about sending something to yourself that is not in your possession. Remember the lighter. I hadn’t intended to send it to myself but I ended up doing it. So I checked that as a “Yes”.
So what does the custom officer focus on, not the excess booze that I was carrying (I had no booze), or the drugs (I had no non-prescription drugs) or even the handguns (I had no guns) but the fact that I had sent something to myself. She doodles a few circles on the front and the back of my declaration and sends me on my way.
Then we had to wait for our baggage but I wasn’t sure if it was going to show up but it eventually did. I get my baggage and go out the exit dropping off my doodled declaration with the agent at the gate. He looks at it and shrugs his shoulders.
So I’m free and clear. I try to find the Airways Transit counter. I wander around a bit but eventually find the Ground Transportation counter and the Airways Transit guy who has this itty-bitty sign in front of him. Get a bigger sign people so that we can find you. I check in at 10:13 PM according to the official log. On my watch it was 10:10 PM. “Someone will be with you shortly.” I get the word.
Well, I sit and wait. No-one else has checked in at the Airways Transit desk so I’m thinking that I’ll be the only one on and get home in short order. Fat chance. I wait for 50 minutes before the driver shows up and by then there’s been a whole slew of people checking in at the Airways Transit desk. Most of them are Oriental students that I think are returning to UW or Laurier for the next term in bunches. I think “It’s gonna take all night to get home.”
By about 11 PM the driver shows up and he calls me and another guy and I think, “This is OK. Only two of us.” When we get to the van there are two other people already in it. So that’s four. I’m sure I’ll be the last one to get dropped off. He picks up another passenger at another stop. It’s a little after 11 PM when we leave the airport. How long could this take?
I will avoid the unpleasantries. I didn’t get home until almost 1 AM. I had a discussion with the driver about the injustice of this. I was probably the first one to check in with Airways Transit almost 3 hours ago and the last one home. His suggestion was that I book a private car for an extra $60 and I wouldn’t have this problem. Such a wonderful service you people provide. Hope I never have to use you again. At least when I’m paying.
My son Brian was still awake so we had a nice visit. He brought up my suitcases and put them outside my bedroom door. At about 2 AM I decided that after 23 hours I should get some sleep. I turned off the kitchen light and walked to my bedroom in the dark. I have done this hundreds of times. However this night there were a couple of suitcases in the way and I happened to hit one of them with my left foot. I think I broke my second to baby toe. It was very painful. Still is, almost a week later.
Over and out. Done with this puppy.
I got up at 8 AM and thought “I should be packing.” But I’ve always been a last minute packer. So I lay in bed just thinking. It has been an incredible couple of weeks. I’ve had a great time. I had a terrible start to the trip. Well documented. The weather was just the pits for most of the time. Well documented. I got into several fights with my daughter. Not so well documented but then that’s private. Last night was just spectacular with all the fireworks going on. I can still hear the occasional “boom” here and there.
After all this thought, I finally got up and had my last shower in Iceland. Maybe not for the last time. I plan to be back. It was about the same as the first. An experience. Have overcome the hot and cold dilemma. Have overcome the showerhead demon.
I finally started packing about 11:30 AM. I was literally done by 12:10 PM. Kelly had checked the bus schedule online and there was a bus leaving at 1 PM. We were about 15 minutes away walking. Kelly made breakfast. The not-so-soft-boiled eggs that I had requested. They were like halfway between soft boiled and solid. They were perfect.
At about 12:40 PM we headed off for the bus terminal. I said my goodbyes to Yassu and Liu but Kelly didn’t want me to wake Remy. I gather he can be a French-Canadian bear at times. I think he’s a pussycat. All talk and no action.
It was overcast and dull. We got to the terminal and Kelly went to check when the next bus for the airport was running. They said 2 PM. Damned holiday schedules. We had another hour to kill. We went to the coffee shop and Kelly had a Swiss Mocca and I had a Viking beer. This could be my last beer in Iceland. No more suspense. It was.
About 1:30-1:45 PM there was a bus outside that had a small Kaflevik Airport sign in the window. We went over and sure enough that was the bus. I said my goodbyes to Kelly and got on. I feel a lot better knowing her circumstances and what she has to cope with and how well she can handle them. I’m really proud of Kelly. She’s doing everything right.
By now it’s raining and it’s dreary and miserable. About the same way I came in. God-forsaken country.
I get to the airport and get in this humongous line. I guess it speaks volumes when you’re the dominant player and your competition is a puppet of yours, Iceland Express. It has a couple of counters over to the side, out of the way. They finally split the line in two to speed up things. I get my turn and am checked in. No problems. I must be on their list. I’m supposed to check in at Gate 31. Fine.
Boarding was scheduled at 4:30 PM. At about 4:15 PM they started processing people through the gate. Wow. Early I thought. I’m still a novice. Little did we know that this was just an interim step. We were supposed to be going on a 757-200 airplane. I’m not totally sure but I think the 200 means a capacity of 200 passengers. Before we got funneled through the gate there may have been about 50 seats in the holding area for this jumble-sized jet.
Once we got processed we got to stay in this stairwell area designed for maybe 50 people and there were 200 of us. Finally they started loading us as I like to term it. A couple of families were led to the elevator and whisked off to God-knows where. At this rate I thought it would take a couple of days to get us boarded. But finally they gave the okay and there was a mad stampede up the stairs and escalator to get in line to board the plane.
It seemed to take forever to get seated. But finally we did and things got back to some normalcy. I think we took off about on time, about 5:20 PM. They announced that the flight would take 5 hours and 10 minutes. So we were supposed to be arriving around 5:30 PM Boston time with the 5 hour time change.
I tried to read, I tried to sleep, I tried to occupy my mind with drivel. God is 5 hours a frigging long time to kill. We finally land in Boston. They make us fill out these custom and immigration forms. We go through customs and everything goes fine.
However unlike the trip to Iceland where they checked the bags through so that you didn’t have to worry about them, this time they wanted you to retrieve your bags from the Icelandair flight, hall them over to the Transfer Desk about a couple hundred feet away and check them in there again to be put on your next flight. It seemed like they didn’t want to sort through the luggage themselves so they made us do it.
We then had to go through security check to get onto the Boston to Toronto flight. I have my backpack, I empty my pockets, I take off my coat and my shoes and go through the screening door. I pass, but the backpack doesn’t. The lady comes over and says, “There’s something in here that we don’t like. Do I have any shot glasses?” Of course I did, I had a couple and Kelly had given a couple others as gifts.
The lady brings the backpack to me and says she has to search it. There is something there they don’t like. She opens it up and takes out a couple of things. She then sends it through the screening device. It doesn’t pass. She takes a few more things out and redoes the process. Again they’re not happy. She comes by with this package that is all wrapped and says “I think this is it.” “I have to open it.” She says. She tries to do it gingerly at first but I said go ahead and rip it open. She does and she finds a shot glass. Inside is another package that she takes out and opens it. Low and behold, it’s a tiny lighter. “Yippee’ she cries. “We found it, we found it.” as she’s waving this poor little lighter around. I feel like 2 inches tall.
She says you have three options. “Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200” wasn’t one of them. You can leave it with us. That means they confiscate it. You can go back to the check-in counter and check the offending backpack or you can mail it to yourself. As far as I know it wasn’t very expensive but I didn’t just want to give up on it. As for the second option, I had less than half an hour before the plane was supposed to take off. It should have boarded by now. So I picked the third one.
To do this I had to go out of the security area, fill out these forms and drop the lighter into a receptacle. After all this I had to go through the screening line again. As I went through, the guy at the entrance looking at my passport and boarding pass as if it was ‘déjà vu’, and I say “yea, you’ve seen me before.” And he says “It’s just standard procedures, sir.”
I managed to eventually get through. I forgot to take off my shoes which set off a bunch of alarms. But finally I was through. Thanks Kell. I needed that experience?
I go to the waiting area for Gate B25 and then I think “This plane was supposed to board at 7:09 PM according to the boarding pass and now it’s 7:45 PM.” So I go up to the counter and ask, “When is this plane boarding?” “A few minutes, sir.” A couple of minutes later they announce that Flight 4547 is boarding for Toronto, Canada.
The plane is a frigging EMB, whatever that means. And although I’m booked with American Airlines, it’s an American Eagle plane again. Just like the one from Toronto to Boston a couple of weeks ago.
We take off, sort of on time. It’s a very light load. There are only 5 people in the first 20 seats. I don’t know how many are behind me. We manage to get to Toronto okay. I think the plane was skidding a bit when it was landing in Toronto but it did manage to come to a stop eventually. But we seemed to have landed in the middle of nowhere. They called it Gate A1c or something like that but when we got off we had to board this bus which took us over to Terminal 3.
Then we go through customs. On the plane I had filled out the custom declaration form and there was only one question that I had a little problem with. And that was the question about sending something to yourself that is not in your possession. Remember the lighter. I hadn’t intended to send it to myself but I ended up doing it. So I checked that as a “Yes”.
So what does the custom officer focus on, not the excess booze that I was carrying (I had no booze), or the drugs (I had no non-prescription drugs) or even the handguns (I had no guns) but the fact that I had sent something to myself. She doodles a few circles on the front and the back of my declaration and sends me on my way.
Then we had to wait for our baggage but I wasn’t sure if it was going to show up but it eventually did. I get my baggage and go out the exit dropping off my doodled declaration with the agent at the gate. He looks at it and shrugs his shoulders.
So I’m free and clear. I try to find the Airways Transit counter. I wander around a bit but eventually find the Ground Transportation counter and the Airways Transit guy who has this itty-bitty sign in front of him. Get a bigger sign people so that we can find you. I check in at 10:13 PM according to the official log. On my watch it was 10:10 PM. “Someone will be with you shortly.” I get the word.
Well, I sit and wait. No-one else has checked in at the Airways Transit desk so I’m thinking that I’ll be the only one on and get home in short order. Fat chance. I wait for 50 minutes before the driver shows up and by then there’s been a whole slew of people checking in at the Airways Transit desk. Most of them are Oriental students that I think are returning to UW or Laurier for the next term in bunches. I think “It’s gonna take all night to get home.”
By about 11 PM the driver shows up and he calls me and another guy and I think, “This is OK. Only two of us.” When we get to the van there are two other people already in it. So that’s four. I’m sure I’ll be the last one to get dropped off. He picks up another passenger at another stop. It’s a little after 11 PM when we leave the airport. How long could this take?
I will avoid the unpleasantries. I didn’t get home until almost 1 AM. I had a discussion with the driver about the injustice of this. I was probably the first one to check in with Airways Transit almost 3 hours ago and the last one home. His suggestion was that I book a private car for an extra $60 and I wouldn’t have this problem. Such a wonderful service you people provide. Hope I never have to use you again. At least when I’m paying.
My son Brian was still awake so we had a nice visit. He brought up my suitcases and put them outside my bedroom door. At about 2 AM I decided that after 23 hours I should get some sleep. I turned off the kitchen light and walked to my bedroom in the dark. I have done this hundreds of times. However this night there were a couple of suitcases in the way and I happened to hit one of them with my left foot. I think I broke my second to baby toe. It was very painful. Still is, almost a week later.
Over and out. Done with this puppy.

